Today I went biking down one of the craziest trails around. I was so high I couldn't even see straight. I missed my exit and smashed into the railing at the bottom...HTL

Today my friend dared me to snort a line of pepper for a huge bong loaded bowl. Herbless, I decide to do it. I sniffed that shit up and was dying for the next 3 hours, that hit was goooood...HTL

Today I went swimming in this secluded lake and freaked out when I felt something attach itself to my leg. I was flailing everywhere and almost drowned, I finally get up to the shoreline and I have a plastic bag on my my foot...HTL

Today I was helping a friend move and I found an old cap gun. I hid behind his door and waited until he came back. He was carrying a load of dishes when I popped out and let loose. Damn was that a mess to clean...HTL

Today I was walking around the forest chiefin' on my jay when all of a sudden a crazy roar comes out from behind me. I freak out and run for the next ten minutes. I turn around to see a little fuzzy dog chasing me...HTL

Today I forgot the dome was off my glass nail and ended up touching it with my hand and dropping my piece...$150 down the drain...HTL

Today I went to my home town dispensary and they told me they had the best Honey Oil available. Grabbed some and went to dab it, the second it touched the glass nail that shit was shooting off like a roman candle...HTL

Today I was packing my portable vaporizer pen with my Honey Oil. As it was hot I had the brilliant idea to blow on it to force it down the tube... I ended up with oil ALL OVER MY FACE, shit BURNED...HTL

Today I was walking through the park smoking a blunt enjoying the day when I notice something gooey on the blunt. A bird took a flying shit on my 4g blunt...HTL

Today I was grubbing down on some tasty Mc Doubles and wasn't paying attention and bit my finger hard. I was bleeding everywhere...HTL